A word to the wise: Don’t ever get so excited about finally booking an upcoming vacation (to Maui!) that you forget to pay attention while doing the dishes.
You might accidentally drop a heavy cake plate dome (a wedding gift) in the sink. And it will, I promise, break in to several pieces.
And those pieces will most certainly slice up your thumb and middle finger.
Again, like I said, don’t be like me.
Upon seeing your bleeding fingers don’t automatically assume you have cut off your thumb. Because this will cause you to fall to the floor and begin hyperventilating.
Be sure to marry a nice man who will come to your rescue, assure you that your thumb is still completely attached, and bandage you up.
So, don’t do what I did. Because it is really hard to type with two bum fingers. Trust me.