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Actual words that have come out of my mouth this week, round 2

You can see round one here.

“I can’t give the cookie back to you, it’s already in my mouth”

 
Me: “Hudson, do you see the sheep? Can you say sheep?”
Hudson: “SHH!!!TTT”
 Me: “Did you bite your friend at school today?”
Hudson: “yeah”

“Please do not color on mommy’s legs”

“Thank you for peeing on the rug and not the carpet”

“Please keep your hands and teeth to yourself”

“You can stand on the table but let’s not do the hokey pokey”

“Mommy likes her hair and would like to keep it all on her head” 

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“Wrigley, can you please share your toy with Hudson?”


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  2. Hilarious! It's so true isn't it, the ridiculous things that become pedestrian when you have a toddler!!!! I love the resignation of "yeah, I did bite him, but you should have heard what he said to me". Hudson is such a spunk! xx

  8. Love these so much. We should start a link up or series – because I have some gems too (as I'm sure most mamas do). This week? "We don't put our balls on the dog's face." I only realized how that sounded after I'd said it. Caleb had been hitting Ellie in the face with his mini foam footballs all day. Sigh.

  19. LOL oh the cookie one had me laughing! Owen always wants the food I have already started chewing and it's like he cannot believe I would do something so awful to him.

  23. Too cute. I'm glad you are keeping a record of these things. I can absolutely hear him saying "yeah" to the biting a friend question!

  25. The cookie in my mouth comment? Stuff like that comes out of my mouth all the time and sadly usually resutls in a tantrum because she wanted THAT cookie or cracker, etc 🙂

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Actual words that have come out of my mouth this week

“eat your popcorn” at 9:30 a.m.
“we don’t throw trucks at people” 
  “nice boys share their cookies”
 
“don’t touch the poo poo”
“we don’t throw books at people”
Me: “green tomatoes are yucky…let’s just pick the red ones”
Hudson: “yellow!!!!”
Me: “whatever”
“we don’t throw spatulas at people”
“kitties do not like hugs”
Me: “Hudson, did you poo poo?”
Hudson: “NO”
Me: “then what smells so stinky?”
Hudson: “poo poo”
 



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  1. Loved reading this! Lilly is just starting to talk and I love it-Can't wait until we have little conversations similar to this with eachother! Only, I imagine I will be telling her not to throw things (x,y,z…) at her brother, not just people-ha! Love all of H's outfits too! Do you plan on or ever sell things he has outgrown?

  2. If it makes you feel any better I have to tell me 14 year old students that we "don't throw _______ at people" almost on a daily basis!

    🙂

  3. Oh yes! My son thinks poop is the funniest word. Of course he'll tell me right after he does it. Also, when we are peeing on the potty he says it and then passes gas and thinks that is then the funniest thing in the world. BOYS 🙂 And they don't grow out of that

  7. Pretty sure nice boys go and fetch you a cookie while eating theirs… No one shares cookies 😉

    Love this. Ah, life with a toddler!

  9. LOL- love this post and hearing about his little personality developing! 🙂 Nothing wrong with popcorn at 9:30am btw 😉

  10. HAHAH!! This is so precious! I had to tell one of my 16 years old student not to throw books at others. If only the words "Nice boys" had any effect! Your little one is the cutest!! 🙂

  14. Thank you for sharing! I think I said 99% of those at my hosue this week and am laughing with such joy that other mom's say the same thing.

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