We like clean bums and we can not lie

I know, I know….no 5 on Friday today. Shocker! But I promise the world will go on. Today we have something serious to discuss…..today we’re talking about tushies….bottoms…..bums…..booties…..lower cheeks…..your butt….whatever you want to call it. That’s right, I went there.

Are you ready?

My booty has high standards. I like the fancy toilet paper. I stock our bathroom with Cottonelle….because that’s a sign of a mama and wife who cares, right? Nice toilet paper? My friend’s at Cottonelle love tushies too….so they came up with flushable cleansing wipes and clean care toilet paper. Genius I tell you.

Hudson has the cutest little tushy I’ve ever seen. Of course we use baby wipes to, well, you know, wipe his bottom. But that got me to thinking…what about my lower cheeks? Whoever dreamed up the baby wipe is a genius. It’s kind of like pampering for your booty. If you are a mom then you know how great a wipe is…why not use them on yourself? Is that too gross? Did I cross the line with all of you? I hope not because let’s be real…everyone reading right now totally thinks this is a genius idea. Am I right? Cottonelle makes a new flushable cleansing wipe you can use on yourself. Why didn’t I think of that?

We like clean bums and we can not lie. We also like playing with toilet paper. Just keepin’ it real.

Who’s with me?

There is a coupon for $1.50 off Cottonelle toilet paper and flushable wipes on their facebook page! Go save some money…and keep your booty clean.

This post is sponsored by Cottonelle, but my love for a clean booty is all my own!