My booty has high standards. I like the fancy toilet paper. I stock our bathroom with Cottonelle….because that’s a sign of a mama and wife who cares, right? Nice toilet paper? My friend’s at Cottonelle love tushies too….so they came up with flushable cleansing wipes and clean care toilet paper. Genius I tell you.
Hudson has the cutest little tushy I’ve ever seen. Of course we use baby wipes to, well, you know, wipe his bottom. But that got me to thinking…what about my lower cheeks? Whoever dreamed up the baby wipe is a genius. It’s kind of like pampering for your booty. If you are a mom then you know how great a wipe is…why not use them on yourself? Is that too gross? Did I cross the line with all of you? I hope not because let’s be real…everyone reading right now totally thinks this is a genius idea. Am I right? Cottonelle makes a new flushable cleansing wipe you can use on yourself. Why didn’t I think of that?
We like clean bums and we can not lie. We also like playing with toilet paper. Just keepin’ it real.
Who’s with me?
Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths
– Break up after flushing
– Sewer- and septic-safe
– OneTouch dispensing tub
– Great for the entire family
Clean Care Toilet Paper
– Strong and effective for a confident clean
– Tuggable, huggable softness that goes a long way
– Pairs well with Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths for the ultimate in clean