Things I never thought I’d say…but now say ALL THE TIME now that I’m a mom. Heads up…there’s a lot of potty and booty talk that happens in our house…..
“Please do not kiss my booty. Do not kiss your sister’s booty. Do not kiss ANYONE’S BOOTY.”
“Did you toot?”
“Please do not toot in my face.”
“…Son of a Digger, Monster Mutt, Thrasher, Black Stallion, Storm Damage, Mohawk Warrior….” (me, listing off all of the names of the monster’ trucks)
“You are right. We don’t eat poop.”
“Do not sit on your sister.”
“Please do not bang on your brother like a drum.”
“Remember, your hands stay out of your pants.”
“We do not eat boogers.”
“We do not kiss people’s eyeballs.”
“When I ask you a question, please answer!”
“Your friend ___________ (sleeps in his own bed, eats all his dinner, sleeps all night…)” basically fill in the blank with anything I want Hudson to do.
“Nice boys and girls share their cookies with their mama.”
“I can’t give the cookie back to you, it’s already in my mouth.”
“Friends do not bite friends.”
“Please do not color on mommy’s legs.”
And my favorite…..”Bend over so I can wipe your booty.”
Isn’t it crazy the things you say when you are a mom?
In our house, we don’t just wipe…we wipe in style. Somethings Hudson needs a little extra help cleaning up himself, if you know what I mean. And ever since we potty trained him, we’ve stashed these amazing Cottonelle Fresh Care Flushable Cleansing Cloths, and experience a more confident clean. The cloths break down immediately after flushing, which is great because that means they are safe to use with a septic system, which is what we have in our new house! They are also gentle and alcohol-free, so they are great for the entire family.
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