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Uncategorized | August 14, 2014

Actual words that have come out of my mouth this week, round 2

You can see round one here.

“I can’t give the cookie back to you, it’s already in my mouth”

 
Me: “Hudson, do you see the sheep? Can you say sheep?”
Hudson: “SHH!!!TTT”
 Me: “Did you bite your friend at school today?”
Hudson: “yeah”

“Please do not color on mommy’s legs”

“Thank you for peeing on the rug and not the carpet”

“Please keep your hands and teeth to yourself”

“You can stand on the table but let’s not do the hokey pokey”

“Mommy likes her hair and would like to keep it all on her head” 

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“Wrigley, can you please share your toy with Hudson?”


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  1. Carolina Charm says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    LOL – Love this post!

  2. meg-made says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Hilarious! It's so true isn't it, the ridiculous things that become pedestrian when you have a toddler!!!! I love the resignation of "yeah, I did bite him, but you should have heard what he said to me". Hudson is such a spunk! xx

  3. Elizabeth {Chasin' Mason} says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Oh man, this is hilarious! As a fellow boy mom, I've said a couple of these all too many times! (like thank you for peeing on the rug instead of the carpet! haha)

  4. hello erin says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:45 pm

    HORRAY for toddlers! Between the beach and Peacocks (b*tch and cocks) we had our fair share of swearing too ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. Meg O. says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Hahahaha oh toddler life.

  6. Nina Robinson says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    Lol, toddler-mom life… And I wish there was a cookie already in my mouth, even if it's still pre-breakfast ๐Ÿ˜‰

    The Joni Journey

  7. Shadia Brown says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    haha love it!!

  8. Jessica says

    August 14, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    Love these so much. We should start a link up or series – because I have some gems too (as I'm sure most mamas do). This week? "We don't put our balls on the dog's face." I only realized how that sounded after I'd said it. Caleb had been hitting Ellie in the face with his mini foam footballs all day. Sigh.

  9. Whitney says

    August 14, 2014 at 2:17 pm

    Hehe love these so much! I only laugh because the same type things come out of my mouth ALL of the time too! ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. natasha {schue love} says

    August 14, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    Ha! These crack me up!! And some of them sound all too familiar!

  11. Jess Scott says

    August 14, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    Haha so funny!!! I love that you are keeping track…sometimes I can't believe what comes out of my (and Cameron's) mouth!!!

  12. Amanda Raymor says

    August 14, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    LOL!!! This had and laughing out loud this morning! Can't wait until my one year old is talking ๐Ÿ™‚ So cute. Love your blog! http://www.chasingdreamsandcatchinglife.blogspot.com

  13. Karra says

    August 14, 2014 at 3:52 pm

    toddler talk–FAV!

  14. Brandi says

    August 14, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    Love these!!

  15. Chels says

    August 14, 2014 at 4:46 pm

    LOL! Oh the life as the Mommy of a toddler boy. Never a dull moment, is there??

    Chels @ Red Velvet Rooster

  16. Amanda Klein says

    August 14, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    Hilarious! Can't wait until my little man hits 18months for the "language explosion" ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. Jamie Lynn {Cocktails and Carseats} says

    August 14, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    These posts are great! Sometimes we ask my daughter to say 'fork' and it comes out a little different, considering she can't say the 'r' sound ๐Ÿ˜‰

  18. Jessica Katie says

    August 14, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    Love these posts! So cute and funny…and true. ๐Ÿ™‚ The crazy things we say as Moms. -Jess @ Sweet Little Ones

  19. Colleen Sullivan says

    August 14, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    LOL oh the cookie one had me laughing! Owen always wants the food I have already started chewing and it's like he cannot believe I would do something so awful to him.

  20. Emily says

    August 15, 2014 at 12:15 am

    I vote for this to be a weekly post. ๐Ÿ™‚ LOVE THIS.

  21. East Willow Grove says

    August 15, 2014 at 1:59 am

    Sheep, shit, same difference ๐Ÿ˜‰

    East Willow Grove.

  22. Courtney [Sweet Turtle Soup] says

    August 15, 2014 at 3:43 am

    hahaha, love it!

  23. bev says

    August 15, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Too cute. I'm glad you are keeping a record of these things. I can absolutely hear him saying "yeah" to the biting a friend question!

  24. Michelle {lovely little things} says

    August 16, 2014 at 4:53 am

    Motherhood at its finest ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. Jenny says

    August 17, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    The cookie in my mouth comment? Stuff like that comes out of my mouth all the time and sadly usually resutls in a tantrum because she wanted THAT cookie or cracker, etc ๐Ÿ™‚

  26. Bri says

    August 22, 2014 at 2:23 am

    LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!

Uncategorized | July 24, 2014

Actual words that have come out of my mouth this week

“eat your popcorn” at 9:30 a.m.
“we don’t throw trucks at people” 
  “nice boys share their cookies”
 
“don’t touch the poo poo”
“we don’t throw books at people”
Me: “green tomatoes are yucky…let’s just pick the red ones”
Hudson: “yellow!!!!”
Me: “whatever”
“we don’t throw spatulas at people”
“kitties do not like hugs”
Me: “Hudson, did you poo poo?”
Hudson: “NO”
Me: “then what smells so stinky?”
Hudson: “poo poo”
 



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  1. Emily says

    July 24, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    Loved reading this! Lilly is just starting to talk and I love it-Can't wait until we have little conversations similar to this with eachother! Only, I imagine I will be telling her not to throw things (x,y,z…) at her brother, not just people-ha! Love all of H's outfits too! Do you plan on or ever sell things he has outgrown?

  2. Meg Cady says

    July 24, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    If it makes you feel any better I have to tell me 14 year old students that we "don't throw _______ at people" almost on a daily basis!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Gina says

    July 24, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    Oh yes! My son thinks poop is the funniest word. Of course he'll tell me right after he does it. Also, when we are peeing on the potty he says it and then passes gas and thinks that is then the funniest thing in the world. BOYS ๐Ÿ™‚ And they don't grow out of that

  4. Valerie - Bubbles and Gold says

    July 24, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    "Kittes don't like hugs." Haha! You could've fooled my kiddo. Too cute.

  5. Jamie Lynn {Cocktails and Carseats} says

    July 24, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    This was great! I especially love the last one- that's hilarious!

  6. Tracy Bowers says

    July 24, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    this is awesome…

  7. hello erin says

    July 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Pretty sure nice boys go and fetch you a cookie while eating theirs… No one shares cookies ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Love this. Ah, life with a toddler!

  8. Amanda {Kids and Cabernet} says

    July 24, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    LOL loved this! Seems like cutie Hudson is in the throwing stage. Jonah throws EVERYTHING! By the way, the popcorn at Target is genius! I'm totally doing that when I go with the kids.

  9. Erin LFF says

    July 24, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    LOL- love this post and hearing about his little personality developing! ๐Ÿ™‚ Nothing wrong with popcorn at 9:30am btw ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. Kathleen says

    July 24, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    HAHAH!! This is so precious! I had to tell one of my 16 years old student not to throw books at others. If only the words "Nice boys" had any effect! Your little one is the cutest!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Leslie Lukens Martin says

    July 24, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Hahahaha! I'm guessing you're going through a "throw EVERYTHING" stage??? But I've gotta tell you, he is A-DOR-able!

  12. Jess Beer says

    July 24, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    Hahhaa…the things that come out of our mouths…I think our most recent was "Abbie, don't put your cookie on the cat…"

  13. Rebecca Jo says

    July 24, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    I hope you keep track of stuff like this all the time… it'd make a great book one day ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. Sara says

    July 24, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    Thank you for sharing! I think I said 99% of those at my hosue this week and am laughing with such joy that other mom's say the same thing.

  15. melissa says

    July 24, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    Love. I'm always laughing at the stuff that comes out of my mouth these days. Crazy kiddos.

  16. Courtney says

    July 24, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    The popcorn made me LOL

  17. Sarita @ it's a girl's world says

    July 24, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    I've been known to open some snack or the other when they're shopping with me… desperate times!!!!

  18. Tawnya Faust says

    July 24, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    Oh girl, we eat popcorn at 930 AM somedays too! No shame! Haha these made me laugh out loud!

  19. Brandi says

    July 24, 2014 at 9:00 pm

    I think I have said a few of those lines this week too!!

  20. bev says

    July 24, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    Great post! Laughing out loud at the last one

  21. Emily says

    July 24, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    HAHAHA these are too good. Have to love toddlers.

  22. Elizabeth {Chasin' Mason} says

    July 25, 2014 at 12:06 am

    Oh my gosh, these are amazing! I think my favorite is "we don't throw spatulas at people" . LOL. I see a theme here…

  23. Colleen Sullivan says

    July 25, 2014 at 12:48 am

    Ha! You seriously have me laughing! I wish I had a tape recorder to hear all the crazy stuff I've said in the last 2 or so years!

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